Grease
Fats and oils, which water alone cannot lift. Removed by surfactants, by heat, by solvents, or by alkalis that convert the fat into soap.
In detail
Grease resists water for a simple reason: fats and oils are non-polar and water is polar, so water cannot wet or carry them away. Three routes get round this. Surfactants — the active ingredients in washing-up liquid and most cleaners — have a water-attracting end and an oil-attracting end, so they surround oil droplets and hold them suspended in water long enough to be rinsed. Heat helps by lowering the viscosity of the fat so it can be moved at all, which is why hot water genuinely works better here and not merely psychologically. Strong alkalis take a different route: they react with fats to produce soap, which then dissolves. That saponification route is what makes caustic oven cleaners effective on baked-on fat, and it is also why they attack aluminium, skin and painted surfaces, all of which are vulnerable to the same chemistry.
What works
Solvent wiping is effective against Grease Supported
Isopropyl alcohol is effective against Grease Supported
Sodium carbonate is effective against Grease Supported
Neutral cleaner is effective against Grease Supported
Wool detergent is effective against Grease Supported
Solvent wiping is effective against Grease Strongly supported
For wool specifically, the trade body sequences solvent BEFORE water and requires full evaporation between.
Solvent wiping is effective against Grease Supported
On wool the ORDER is the instruction: solvent first, allowed to evaporate, and only then anything water-based.
Potassium hydroxide is effective against Grease Supported
It converts fat into soap rather than lifting it, which is why it works where a detergent has already failed.
Trisodium phosphate is effective against Grease Supported
Linear alkylbenzene sulphonate is effective against Grease Supported
Laundry detergent is effective against Grease Supported
Dishwasher detergent is effective against Grease Supported
Hot-water extraction is effective against Grease Supported
Dry cleaning is effective against Grease Supported
Perchloroethylene is effective against Grease Supported
Enzymatic drain treatment is effective against Grease Supported
Slow by design. It works on the film lining the pipe rather than clearing a blockage in the time a caustic would.
Sugar soap is effective against Grease Supported
Denatured alcohol is effective against Grease Supported
Why
- Grease is explained by Why oil resists water
- Grease is explained by Emulsification
Aftercare and prevention
- Dry soil removal helps prevent Grease
In the drain context this is the whole answer: scrape and bin the fat rather than rinse it, and there is nothing in the pipe to clear later.
Hacks and claims involving this
- Sealing stone makes it stain-proof Does not work
- Natural cleaning products are safer Does not work
- Mixing vinegar and bicarbonate of soda Does not work
- Vinegar as an all-purpose cleaner Disputed
- Hotter washes clean better Disputed
- Using a dishwasher tablet outside the dishwasher Unresolved
- Steam cleaning sanitises without chemicals Unresolved
- Bicarbonate of soda absorbs odours Plausible mechanism, untested in this application
- Never use soap on cast iron Does not work
- Steam mops are safe on sealed wood floors Does not work
- Scrub a carpet stain to get it out Does not work
- Using a stone cleaner on a quartz worktop Does not work
- Oven cleaner for a stubborn worktop mark Does not work
- A stronger solution cleans better Does not work
- Steam mopping a laminate floor Does not work
- Washing silk at home Disputed
- Saddle soap and mink oil for leather Does not work
- Washing-up liquid on leather Does not work
- Lifting candle wax with a warm iron and paper Unresolved
- Cornstarch or talc to draw out a grease mark Supported
- Using oven cleaner in a self-cleaning oven Does not work
- Running a vinegar cycle to clean a dishwasher Supported
- All-purpose cleaner on a vinyl floor Does not work
- Baking soda paste for marks on painted walls Supported
- Alcohol cleaners are gentle, so they are safe Disputed
- Lining hob drip pans with foil Does not work
- The ammonia bag trick for baked-on grease Supported
- Oven cleaner on the grill pan and grid Disputed
- Food spills on an appliance can wait until you clean Does not work
- A stain method that works on cotton works on anything Does not work
- Spraying disinfectant instead of cleaning Does not work
- Dissolving a dishwasher tablet in an air fryer basket Unresolved
- Bicarbonate of soda and vinegar down a drain Unresolved
- Pouring boiling water down a drain Disputed
- Washing soda as a general-purpose cleaner Disputed
- The melamine sponge cleans anything Supported
- Cornflour or talc to draw out an oil mark Supported
- Steaming a bowl of vinegar to clean a microwave Unresolved
- Using baking powder instead of bicarbonate of soda Does not work
When the obvious answer is wrong
Can I use oven cleaner or a strong degreaser on aluminium?
Aluminium is amphoteric — attacked by strong bases as well as by strong acids. The alkali dissolves the protective oxide film and then the metal beneath, leaving a dull grey or blackened surface that is not a deposit and cannot be cleaned off. There is a second consequence that is a safety matter rather than a cosmetic one: a US state hazardous substance fact sheet records that sodium hydroxide reacts with metals including aluminium to form flammable and explosive hydrogen gas, which is not what anybody expects from cleaning an oven tray in a confined space.
A different kind of treatment works: Take the contact-time route instead of the chemical-strength route. Soaking in hot water with an ordinary detergent softens polymerised soil given long enough, and repeating a mild treatment is the trade's stated sequence for burnt-on deposits precisely because the aggressive alternatives damage surfaces. Where the item is unquestionably steel rather than aluminium the caustic route is available, so the first thing worth establishing is which metal you have — aluminium trays and steel trays look similar and behave completely differently. If a caustic product has already been used, ventilate and do not enclose the item while it is reacting.
What should I use on a greasy mark on a wool jumper?
Wool is a protein fibre, and the mechanism that converts fat to soap also hydrolyses protein. A strong alkali therefore attacks the garment on the same chemistry it uses on the stain, and the damage is to the fibre rather than to its appearance — it is not a mark that can be cleaned off afterwards. The wool body approaches the same problem from the other end, warning that methods primarily aimed at garments made from cotton or synthetic fibres are not all suitable for wool, and specifying a dilute wool detergent in TEPID water rather than anything stronger or hotter.
A different kind of treatment works: Change the mechanism from saponification to dissolution, and respect the order. The wool body's instruction for oily or greasy stains is that they are best treated with SOLVENTS FIRST, and that the solvent MUST BE ALLOWED TO EVAPORATE before any water-based treatment is subsequently carried out. That waiting step is the part most likely to be skipped and it is stated explicitly. The water-based stage that follows is a dilute solution of an approved wool detergent in tepid water — dilute rather than strong, tepid rather than hot. Technique carries the rest: scoop or blot the excess quickly with white tissue or an absorbent towel, work from the edge of the mark towards the centre, and do not rub. Where the mark survives that, the honest next step is professional cleaning rather than a stronger alkali.
How do I get grease off a vinyl seat without leaving a mark on it?
The coated-fabric trade body classifies vinyl, polyurethane and silicone coated fabrics as SOFT-SURFACE materials despite their being smooth and non-permeable, and states that hard-surface cleaners, sanitizers and disinfectants are not intended for soft surfaces and could damage them. It then names hand sanitisers among the substances that STAIN coated fabric. So the alcohol wipe that removes the grease is on the list of things that mark the seat, and the mark it leaves is not a soil sitting on the coating that can be wiped off again.
A different kind of treatment works: Take the soil off first with a soft-surface product rather than a hard-surface one, and treat cleaning and disinfecting as two operations rather than one. The trade body is explicit that they are not the same: a soil-removal product may not disinfect and a disinfectant may not remove soil, and the surface should be clean of soil BEFORE anything is sanitised or disinfected. Then rinse, which is the step this source says almost nobody performs — it observes that technicians typically do not rinse coated fabric, so product residue is the normal state of the surface rather than the exception. A residue film is what makes a cleaned vinyl seat feel tacky and pick up the next mark faster. None of this applies to ordinary fabric upholstery, which is a different material with different guidance.
Sources for this page
Sources
Kirk-Othmer Encyclopedia of Chemical Technology
John Wiley & Sons · Reference work
Relied on for: That surfactants act by reducing interfacial tension and emulsifying oils, and that alkaline hydrolysis of fats produces soaps.